7:45 am - Wake up and check my look in the mirror - I likes what I see.
7:57 am - eat breakfast consisting of pineapple and yogurt, topped with some corn flakes (I pretend they're Wheaties)
8:21 am - I do my morning stretches, 'cause I'm playing old and I'm dealing with some back pain.
8:35 am - Consider shaving my entire body from the neck down. Might make up for time lost due to back pain, but decide I don't have time for another all day project. Settle on just shaving neck.
9:50 am - Meet up with teammate Sara to head to rendevouz with the rest of team rBad
10:51 am - A united rBad convoy is city bound
11:27 am - Potty break pit stop/detour in the wilds of Westchester County.
Descend here all ye with hopes of glory and fame.
12:42 pm - arrive at Ramiken Crucible, official AHO venue.
1:26 pm - rBad's team photo is taken
The Stripped Screws' striped stockings.2:05 pm - rBad team knuckle tattooing
2:53 pm - Opening remarks and layout of events from AHO organizer Shane Caffrey
The Nitro Lords!
The all LADEES team, Screw 'Em
The Well Hungs Team. I only just now got the connection between the team's name and the logo of the horse...It takes me a while sometimes.
AHO official blogger, Paddy Johnson of Art Fag City tweeting the event.
3:15-3:20ish pm - The qualifying event "Special Delivery" begins. rBad is in the second 6 team heat.
This image and the previous one, courtesy of Rachel von Wettberg
3:41 pm - O god, o god, god, o god o god, o god, o god.
3:52 pm - The Well Hungs and the Kings of Cleats participate in the first heat of "Hang This." I've regained my breath from the grinding ordeal of the Special Delivery.
4:20 pm - The Quick and Dirty and Dept 13 are in heat two of Hang This. And I insured that the dumplings and whiskey I consumed in Special Delivery would stay down by burying them under a supressive layer of cheese balls.
4:45 pm - rBad is hungry so we pack up gear, and head into Chinatown for dinner.
6:12-6:17 pm - Watching the woman from the restaurant trying to rustle an eel out of the tank. It's a real contest of wits.
6:35 pm - Walking back from the restaurant, we pass the gallery, considering whether we should rejoin the gathered crowd. Instead we head to the cars for our long drive home, champions, not of of international art handling primacy, but of our own.......whatever. Really, the Art Handling Olympics is like the Special Olympics in that everyone is a winner.....any other similarities between the two contests, is for the viewer to decide.
I'm not sure what this posting is for. I just liked the way it fluttered in the breeze.
In the end, the Kings of Cleats take the day with the Well Hungs and the Quick and Dirty also making to the medals platform.
Here's a video piece on the event by the NY Daily News:
For more info and better pics of the event, check out:
The NY Times article and slide show
Art Fag City's exaustive coverage, including photos by Marina Galperina.